Fearful that the romance between him and Claire is fizzling, Phil calls upon his altar ego, Clive Bixby, to get Valentines day back on track. Meanwhile, much to Gloriaโs chagrin, Jay shows a bit of child favoritism when they must deal with Joeโs inappropriate Valentine gift-giving and Mannyโs dating indecisiveness. When Cam and Mitch try to empower Lily, Haley and Sal to stand up to the men in their lives, things donโt turn out as planned. Finally, Alex discovers she has a secret admirer who may be a little too involved with family.